Northern gannets share two maxims familiar to humans: home sweet home and “don't tread on me.”

They pack together on a Bonaventure Island plateau like New York commuters jamming a subway, only they're louder. They are devoted parents and could teach humans a thing or two about loyalty in marriage. 

Year after year, gannet pairs come separately from distant, scattered Atlantic waters to reunite, mate again and raise a new generation on the precise nesting spot they left. 

Bonaventure Island just off Quebec's Gaspe Peninsula offers remarkable insights into the northern gannets because they are easily accessible in vast numbers, seem to ignore humans and can be watched and tagged like many seabird species can't be. 

Their struggles to feed and breed in a warming climate are being closely watched by scientists.  

Some of the lessons learned here and from other colonies about colony life for the life of the gannets:

MATES FOR LIFE: The gannets appear to be better than humans at monogamy, despite spending half the year apart, or perhaps because of that. 

Marine biologist David Pelletier, an expert on their nest behavior who teaches at Cégep de Rimouski, found that 69% remain “faithful;” meaning they breed with the same mate for life; 22% are “divorced,” meaning they find new mates; 9% are widowed.

By contrast, about one third of Americans who have ever been married have gone through divorce.

YES, BUT: It’s all about home base, not romance, say the scientists — though does anyone really know what's in a gannet's heart?

"Gannets are above all faithful to their territory, which explains why they are still quite faithful to their partner,” Pelletier said.

That primal need to reunite on the same exact patch of ground comes with a striking intolerance to intruders from the neighborhood. The birds do not want the next gannet over to get in their territory, even as they reside barely a wingspan apart. That’s when things get ugly. They nip, screech and may fight to exhaustion, sometimes death.

PARENTHOOD: The mates take turns going to sea for fish and feeding the young. They’re so intent on nourishing their chicks that the fledglings grow larger and chubbier than their parents by the time of the winter migration south. They'll burn off that fat at sea as they learn over time how to dive and fly like the grownups.

YES, BUT: A fledgling that wanders from the nest is in great peril, both from other adult gannets that may attack it as an interloper and from its own parents, which may not recognize it as theirs when it returns. 

 “At a few weeks old, if it is attacked by adult gannets, it’s fatal — whether it’s its parents or not,” Pelletier said. “As it grows older, the chick develops a strong neck which allows it to withstand attacks by other gannets.”

GANNET-SPEAK: The birds make a racket with their raucous calling and clacking, but their communication is a full body affair.  

A gannet alone on the nest will often shake its head from side to side, then dip its head under each wing as if checking for body odor. Translation: stay away or else.  

A hungry gannet tells its mate that it is leaving the nest to fish by pointing its beak straight up at the sky.  

A gannet returning to the nest is welcomed by the mate with a click-clack-click-clack of bills that makes them sound like actors fencing in an old B movie.  

If a chick pecks at a parent’s beak, it is asking for food, which comes in the form of partially digested fish. Yum.  

Text from AP News story, Faithful mates, hot tempers form primal life for gannets, by Carolyn Kaster and Calvin Woodward and Lynn Berry

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